Can’t agree more. The Stathe is mentioned all the time on Waffle On, we like him, my wife likes him hell the man is enough to turn such manly actors as Rock Hudson or Richard Chamberlain oh hold ok maybe David Ogden Stiers, no that doesn’t work either. Hmmm JS is one of those guys everyone wants to meet. Wether it be for a beer, some food a cuddle whatever if you don’t like the Statham I’m afraid you dont like breathing.

Statham obviously has significant homo-erotic appeal amongst straight men as well as the ladies. But its true JS is the messiah of action films even the crap ones. The wife bought me the essential statham collection with revolver (good but guy ritchie up his own butt and JS needs a spot of timotei to sort out the greasy hair) the bank job (prime 60′s geezering with the woman out of deep blue sea pretending and failing to be from the east end) and chaos which is essentially a crap film with wesley (wot tax return?) snipes and ryan (my ex wife was mean to me) phillipe but held together by a classic JS performance.

Now if hollywood remade the bounty hunter (one of my all time favourite films!!!!!) with JS and apologised for him out of 300 and anistons diabolical buttwipe of a performance then all would be forgiven and the delicate equilibrium of culture and crap would be restored.

Ps totally irrelevant but if you havent already then check out waffle on podcasts cos they’re ace and then read the master and margarita by bulgakov cos it rocks and then go and visit kiev and the

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Oh, I kinda like Russell Crowe! I think he’s more versatile than you’re giving him credit for. He is absolutely a different person in The Insider and is actually quite vulnerable. Don’t get me wrong, I rejoice in the presence of the Stathe, but I think Crowe has made some good films.

Perhaps i was being too hard on crowes feet then again actually no i would be lying if i said that, when i see his face i want to punch it.

I could probably bear him on an audiobook…actually no, the sound of his voice makes me want to punch his vocal chords out!

But to keep me out of jail i would probably getting statham to do all that punching stuff which would satisfy my position as a 30 stone weakling with a penchant for cowardice and being mean to others.

Saying that i applaud you for watching his films so others dont have to.

Actually thats also a lie . . I like gladiator and a couple of others but rather like tom cruise movies just dont want to admit it.

Ahhh now the truth is leaking out!